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was In my desk when one of our annoying clients pays a visit,
Client: hi how are you??? Fine thank you!?
Me: Looking at him quietly,
Client: whallah madam.. Why don’t you answer..?
Me: **sharp eyes staring at him** do I have to answer u?? You already answer for me!
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*** going to Sultan sharq- passing by marqab area, a terrible smell cisculating inside the car from the air outside due to constructions/ dewaterring***
Hubby: F**K!!! this smell gives me a headache….
**looking at me** did you fart??
Me: huh?! Asss!!!....
Hubby: Really?!! Smells like your fart…
Me: then why you’re complaining now, it’s been 6 years you’re used to my fart…. You better shut your mouth coz You know, your mouth is nearer to your nose than my ass….
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Study time with my SON….,answering his alphabet book
Me: ok rhylle, now, we are in letter G can you think of a thing that starts with letter G?
Son (rhylle): hmmmm… girl? Green?
Me: yes!! Correct…. Ok, you can draw a girl in the first page then… ah!! How about ghost??
Son : mommy, can you draw it in the board so I have an idea how to start…
**so I draw a ghost in the board an ugly ghost that is**
Son: mom, that is not a goose…. Did you teacher teach you how to draw a proper goose.. it’s like a flamingo!! Gosh!!!
Me: ***confused face***… goose? Ghost?? Huh?!!
