9 Most Horrifying Beauty Tips From History

Red hair at any cost

 

 

During the reign of the great Queen Elizabeth (1558 to 1603), women of England were determined to mimic the Queen's royal red hair color and stopped at nothing to achieve it. Of course they didn’t possesses the hair dying technology of today as they resorted to concoctions of lead, quicklime, sulfur and water to dye their hair and wigs. This particular blend commonly caused nausea, headaches and regular nosebleeds. That's a high price to pay for some ginger hair if you ask us.

Wig maintenance

 

 

Wigs stayed in fashion for some time and by the 18th century it was the bigger (and more elaborate) the better. The royal courts were notorious for having the most ornate and sculpted wigs (think Marie Antoinette) and to sculpt these upper class, mile-high wigs they used lard to hold the hair sculptures firmly in place. Terrifyingly, the lard attracted lice and other vermin. Sometimes a cage was even set over the woman's head at night to keep the rats at bay.

Disguising disease

 

Women during the 15th to 17th centuries used tips from Renaissance "beauty pros" to disguise unhealthy complexions caused by diseases like smallpox. Tips suggested using white lead to create a fashionably white complexion and to cover any sores. The use of lead to powder the face poisoned and killed many, yet pale faces continued to be a huge trend. Some women in the sixth century even resorted to bleeding themselves to achieve that lovely alabaster glow.

Eye makeup

 

 

When it comes to lead or heavy metal poisoning for the sake of beauty, it's hard to beat the Egyptians. Both men and women wore Kohl (a mixture of soot and galena, a dark grey lead) and copper ore to color their eyes. They lined their lids daily with this mixture as it served spiritual and aesthetic purposes. In case you were wondering, low levels of lead exposure like this over a long period of time can cause seizures, coma, and death.

Hair removal

 

 

Before good old Nair (and these top rated hair removal products), women and men of the renaissance removed unwanted hair with homemade depilatory creams containing severe abrasives like quicklime and arsenic to burn off unwanted hair. And we thought razor burn was bad?

Then, due to wartime scarcity in the 1940's, women used sandpaper to eliminate hair from their bodies -- buffing themselves "beautiful." Ouch.

Hair growth

 

 

Fat was the fad with the ancient Greeks. Rancid fat from human and animals as well as other nauseating substances (urine, menstrual blood, feces, amongst others) were said to treat everything from the common cold to baldness. Folklore has it that men used the fat of animals to make a paste and would slather it on to promote hair growth. C'mon, being bald isn't that bad.

Red lips

 

If you wanted a luscious red pout back before easy, breezy, beautiful products were on shelves, you had a couple of options. You could act like an Egyptian, Cleopatra for that matter, and crush up some ants, add in some beetle blood and beeswax and be set for a hot night out. Or you could create a concoction of red clay, iron oxide (rust), henna, seaweed, iodine and bromine mannite.

Bromine mannite, if you are not familiar, is extremely poisonous. So much so that it could result in serious or fatal illness to both the woman wearing it and her makeout partner.

Anti-aging baths

 

Crocodile excrement was used in Ancient Greece and Rome for a variety of medicinal and beautifying purposes. They believed the reptile poop would dramatically slow down the aging process. So naturally, they filled their baths (fountains of youth?) with a mixture of crocodile feces and warmed mud and soaked for hours on end. Aristocrats were also known for making face masks out of the excrement. Even the Greek physician, Galen, noted that "ladies dedicated to luxury" preferred crocodile dung masks. While the "ick" factor is high on this one, at least no one was dying from it.

Cuticle remedy

 

 

Not all terrifying beauty tips come from ancient times, and proving it is the recent phenomenon of fish pedicures. Salon owners in Europe, China and Japan import "Doctor Fish," or Garra rufa, small fish belonging to the carp family, and let them feed on the dead skin cells of your feet. Who needs a pumice stone when you have fish to do the dirty work? It should be warned that regulators in many US states have banned fish pedicures for being unsanitary, since the same fish feed on many customers

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OK, so we've all heard those WTF beauty tips, right? You know, the tips that sound either totally bizarre (hot sauce makes hair grow?) or just completely disgusting (urine clears up acne?). When hearing these tips, usually one of two things happen: You scoff in shock and dismay and question some women's sanity OR you scoff in shock and dismay and find the soonest opportunity to secretly road test the tip. Hey, no judgment either way.

While the beauty tips we hear today might seem weird, they are completely sane compared to the horrifying beauty tips of the past. After doing a little research into what our ancestors were doing back in the day to look beautiful, we quickly realized that we really don't have it that bad.

by The chicks at TotalBeauty.com, on Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:46pm PDT

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